The Vice President can keep his hat on if he wants to during
the playing of the national anthem, Wednesday, May 21, 2008, during the U.S. Coast Guard Academy commencement ceremony in New London, Conn. White House photo by David Bohrer 
These 27 campaign stops by Vice President Dick Cheney (2004) caught my eye for some reason and since they are are listed on the White House web site under very official reasons, for instance,
"Issues Budget Management Education Energy Health Care Homeland Security Hurricane Recovery Immigration ..." I'm wondering, did the RNC pay for these trips or did we?
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1. October 14, 2004
Remarks of Mrs. Cheney and the Vice President Following a Debate Watching Party
Embassy Suites Hotel
Coraopolis, Pennsylvania
October 13, 2004
10:47 P.M. EDT MRS. CHENEY: ... John Kerry tries to put a bunch of fancy, fancy talk -- tried to disguise that record, sort of like his fancy haircut, fancy manicure, tried to disguise the whole thing. (Laughter.) But there is nothing you can do to really -- to really obscure that record. You can try, though. And in Wyoming, we've got a saying for what it is when you keep trying to make something that's not so good look good, we call it putting lipstick on a pig. (Laughter.) Yes. (Applause.) And it doesn't work.
It doesn't work, does it, Mr. Vice President? You're on. (Applause.)
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Well, I'm glad Lynne is on my side. (Laughter.)
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2. November 1, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Honolulu, Hawaii
Hawaii Convention Center
Honolulu, Hawaii
11:12 P.M. HAST John Kerry is running around talking tough. He's trying every which way to cover up his record of weakness on national defense. But he can't do it. It won't work. As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Applause.)
That's one of my favorite lines. (Laughter.) You want to hear it again?
AUDIENCE: Yes!
THE VICE PRESIDENT: As we say in Wyoming -- (laughter) -- you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Applause.) This is a great crowd. (Applause.) All right.
AUDIENCE: Cheney! Cheney! Cheney! (Applause.)
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Mercy.
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3. November 1, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Colorado Springs, Colorado
Penrose Equestrian Center
Colorado Springs, Colorado
9:35 P.M. MST John Kerry is running around talking tough. He's trying every which way to cover up his record of weakness on national defense. But he can't do it. It won't work. As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on that pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Applause.) That's my favorite line. (Laughter.) You want to hear it again?
AUDIENCE: Yes!
THE VICE PRESIDENT: As we like to say in Wyoming -- (laughter) -- you can put all the lipstick you want on the pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Applause.) Lynne hates it when I do that. (Laughter.)
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4. November 1, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Sparks, Nevada
Sparks High School
Sparks, Nevada
5:21 P.M. PST John Kerry is running around talking tough. He's trying every which way to cover up his record of weakness on national defense. But he can't do it. It won't work. As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on that pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Applause.) That's my favorite line. (Laughter.) You want to hear it again?
AUDIENCE: Yes!
THE VICE PRESIDENT: As we like to say in Wyoming -- (laughter) -- you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Laughter and applause.)
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5. November 1, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Henderson, Nevada
Green Valley High School
Henderson, Nevada
2:20 P.M. PST John Kerry is running around talking tough. He's trying every which way to cover up his record of weakness on national defense. But he can't do it. It won't work. As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on that pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Applause.) That's my favorite line. (Laughter.) You want to hear it again?
AUDIENCE: Yes!
THE VICE PRESIDENT: As we like to say in Wyoming -- (laughter) -- you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Applause.)
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
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6. October 31, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Los Lunas, New Mexico
Los Lunas High School
Los Lunas, New Mexico
5:04 P.M. MST As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on that pig, but it's still a pig. (Laughter and applause.) That's my favorite line. (Laughter.) You want to hear it again?
AUDIENCE: Yes!
THE VICE PRESIDENT: As we say in Wyoming -- (laughter) -- you can put all the lipstick you want on that pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig. (Applause.) All right, I've got to concentrate here. (Laughter.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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7. October 30, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Zanesville, Ohio
Hallowed Hills Conference Center
Zanesville, Ohio
3:22 P.M. EDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Laughter and applause.) That's my favorite line. (Laughter.) Want to hear it again?
AUDIENCE: Yes!
THE VICE PRESIDENT: As we say in Wyoming -- (laughter) -- you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Applause.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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8. Vice President's Remarks in Jackson, Wyoming
Jackson Hole Airport
Jackson, Wyoming
November 1, 2004
9:15 P.M. MST MRS. CHENEY: Even Katie is in the act now. She's got an idea. All right, this is going to be another of "Cheneys' Greatest Hits." This one has to do with the fact that John Kerry has a completely and totally weak record on national security issues, that he's had a record for 30 years of weakness on national security issues. But --
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Well, he's working very hard to cover it up. Now, we got into the campaign, of course, and he's trying hard to cover up the fact that he voted against the first Gulf War; against Operation Desert Storm; voted against most of the weapons systems that President Reagan used to keep the peace and win the Cold War. But the point is that no matter how hard he tries, no matter how much spin he tries to put on it, that you can't cover that record up with a little tough talk during the course of the campaign, that as we say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but in the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Laughter and applause.) The amazing thing is you can tell that story in any state in America and they get it. (Laughter.) You got anything you want to add --
MRS. CHENEY: No --
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9. Vice President's Remarks in Nazareth, Pennsylvania
Nazareth Area High School
Nazareth, Pennsylvania
October 30, 2004 As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on that pig, but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Applause.) It is a rough crowd. (Laughter.) We better leave for Hawaii a little early. (Laughter.)
AUDIENCE MEBER: We love you, Cheney.
THE VICE PRESIDENT: All right, I love you guys.
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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10. October 30, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Davenport, Iowa
The River Center
Davenport, Iowa
6:15 P.M. CDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on that pig but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Laughter and applause.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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11. October 29, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Dimondale, Michigan
The Summit at the Capital Centre
Dimondale, Michigan
1:15 P.M. EDT As we say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Applause.) That's one of my favorite lines. (Laughter.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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12. October 28, 2004
Remarks by the Vice President at a Victory 2004 Rally
Backus Auditorium
International Falls, Minnesota
1:10 P.M. CDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Applause.) That's one of my favorites. (Laughter.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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13. October 27, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Kissimmee, Florida
Remarks by the Vice President at a Victory 2004 Rally
Stallion 51 Hangar
Kissimmee Municipal Airport
Kissimmee, Florida
9:00 P.M. EDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Laughter and applause.) I liked that line, did you? (Laughter.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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14. October 27, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Washington, Pennsylvania
Remarks by the Vice President at a Victory 2004 Rally
Washington & Jefferson College
Henry Memorial Center
Washington, Pennsylvania
1:41 P.M. EDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day, it's still a pig. (Applause.) That's one of my favorites. (Laughter.)
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15. October 26, 2004
VP's Remarks in Lake City, Florida
Columbia County Fairgrounds
Lake City, Florida
12:45 P.M. EDT But we have a saying out in Wyoming for something like this, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Laughter and applause.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President. He is not a steadfast leader. And our President is. (Applause.)
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16. October 26, 2004
Vice President and Mrs. Cheney's Remarks in Wilmington, Ohio
Roberts Convention Center
Wilmington, Ohio
October 25, 2004
5:16 P.M. EDT You cannot substitute a few minutes of tough talk during the course of a 90-minute debate at election time to cover up 20 years of what I think has been weakness on national security issues in the United States Senate. It won't work. (Applause.)
Or as we say out in our home state of Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Laughter.)
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17. October 26, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Lake City, Florida
Columbia County Fairgrounds
Lake City, Florida
12:45 P.M. EDT But we have a saying out in Wyoming for something like this, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Laughter and applause.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President. He is not a steadfast leader. And our President is. (Applause.)
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18. October 23, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Grand Junction, Colorado
Remarks by the Vice President at a Victory 2004 Rally
Walker Field
the Herr Hanger
Grand Junction, Colorado
2:35 P.M. MDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Applause.) This is fun. (Laughter.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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19. October 23, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Farmington, New Mexico
Remarks by the Vice President at a Victory 2004 Rally
Piedra Vista High School
Farmington, New Mexico
11:25 A.M. MDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day, it'll still be a pig. (Applause.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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20. October 22, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Rosemount, Minnesota
Remarks by the Vice President at a Victory 2004 Rally
Rosemount Community Center
Rosemount, Minnesota
10:04 A.M. CDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day it will still be a pig. (Applause.) I love that line. (Laughter.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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21. October 21, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Sylvania, Ohio
Sylvania Tam-O-Shanter Sports Complex Field House
Sylvania, Ohio
1:08 P.M. As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but it's still be a pig. (Applause.) All right. (Applause.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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22. October 21, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin
National Railroad Museum
Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin
3:58 P.M. CDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but it's still be a pig. (Applause.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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23. October 20, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Traverse City, Michigan
Grand Traverse Civic Center
Traverse City, Michigan
1:40 P.M. EDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Applause.)
AUDIENCE: Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! (Applause.)
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Oh, I'm having trouble concentrating. (Laughter.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs.
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24. October 19, 2004
Vice President's Remarks in Xenia, Ohio
Greene County Fair & Expo Center
Xenia, Ohio
1:15 P.M. EDT As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of a day, it's still a pig. (Applause.)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: (Inaudible.)
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Who's got the pig? (Laughter.)
John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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25. October 15, 2004
Remarks by the Vice President at a Victory 2004 Rally
Deltaplex Entertainment & Expo Center
Grand Rapids, Michigan
5:00 P.M. EDT To use a phrase that we like in our home state of Wyoming, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Applause.)
What Wednesday night so clearly revealed is that John Kerry does not have the judgment or the conviction that America needs in a President.
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26. October 14, 2004
Remarks by the Vice President at a Victory 2004 Rally
Florida Air Museum at Sun-N-Fun
Lakeland, Florida
4:00 P.M. EDT To use a phrase we like in Wyoming, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Applause.)
What last night so clearly revealed is that John Kerry is not a man of strong character. He is not a steadfast leader.
AUDIENCE: Flip-flop! Flip-flop! Flip-flop!
THE VICE PRESIDENT: I don't know what you're going to do with this crowd, Adam. (Laughter and applause.)
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27. October 14, 2004
Vice President's Remarks at a Victory 2004 Rally in Ft. Myers, Florida
Florida Gulf Coast University
Fort Myers, Florida
12:38 P.M. EDT To use a phrase that we like in Wyoming, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. (Applause.)
What last night so clearly revealed is that John Kerry is not a man of strong character.
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and three other lipstick references.
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Implementing the President’s Management Agenda for E-Government E-Government Strategy Simplified Delivery of Services to Citizens Version 60 February 27, 2002 E-Government
MARK FORMAN TESTIMONYIn her recent book, “Evolve”, Rosabeth Moss Kanter, noted author on the successful transformation of organizations, characterized failed, halfhearted attempts at E-business as like “putting lipstick on a Bulldog”.
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September 12, 2007
Press Briefing by Tony Snow Now, in terms of -- I think what you're trying to do is to develop a narrative that says, well, you know what he's really trying to do is he's trying to put lipstick on this thing because he was going to have to remove the troops anyway. Is that what you're -- is that the buried insinuation?
Q I didn't use the lipstick analogy, but you just did. So it seems --
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November 10, 2004
Press Briefing by Scott McClellan Q Since the last illegal aliens amnesty plan produced so many more illegal aliens, why is the President considering what Republican leader Tom DeLay and others oppose as another amnesty, and Republican Congressman Tom Tancredo calls, in his words, "the same pig with lipstick"?